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they sold me at walmart

No one is gonna buy you.

u wanna fight m8?
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Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

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i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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hearing people’s voices for the first time is such a weird feeling like i’ve read all ur messages in the voice i picked for u and now it’s not the right voice????

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america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

(Source: telapathetic)

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following back tons
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i keep getting mistaken for kristen stewart and i don’t know whether to take it as a compliment or an insult

Definatly a compliment

Oh no, it’s a bit of both.


Narcissa Malfoy is the only known member of Voldemort’s inner circle not to have taken the Dark Mark.  First and foremost a mother, she was ruthless in doing whatever it took to keep her family together; maintaining her status while her husband was imprisoned in Azkaban and later becoming only the third person known to have deceived The Dark Lord.  Narcissa was calm where her sister was crazed, restrained where her husband was reckless and self-assured where her son aimed to prove himself.  Narcissa knew what mattered most and was a key factor in Harry Potter’s survival and Voldemort’s demise.
Narcissa Malfoy is the Head Bitch In Charge.
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