Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”
hearing people’s voices for the first time is such a weird feeling like i’ve read all ur messages in the voice i picked for u and now it’s not the right voice????
america is just all the people europe didnt likeI guess you could say they were All American Rejects
i keep getting mistaken for kristen stewart and i don’t know whether to take it as a compliment or an insult
Definatly a compliment
Oh no, it’s a bit of both.