september is such a beautiful month you can actually hear the tv shows starting to come back from hiatus
if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again
i have 18 “nuzzles” in my ask
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
Ed Sheeran is a better rapper than most rappers and he isn’t even a rapper
He’s a singer with a flow
If I’m a sarcastic asshole when I talk to you its either because I really like you and feel comfortable teasing you
Or I really hate you and don’t care if you know it
Good luck figuring out which one
unknown (via kushandwizdom)
friends: can you invite me to ello?
me: heeell no bitch this is VIP only take your broke irrelevant ass outside I’m moving up in this bitch and you’re dead weight!!
me: so…. how y’all doing?